I reserve the right to say what I want.
I reserve the right to make my own decisions.
I reserve the right to ignore idiots and save myself the hassle of dealing with those of an inferior understanding of the world.
I reserve the right to enjoy the wonders on offer in life in any way that I deem fit and worthy.
I reserve the right to be happy, sappy, emotional, loud, brash, arrogant, considerate, outrageous, random, choosy, easy-going, particular, fussy, knowledgeable, intelligent, blur, slow and cantankerous.
Don’t like it?
Then I reserve the right to tell you to fuck off.
Why? Because I know who I am, I know what I’m capable of, and yes, I believe I am that good.
